Saint George
 Hello patriotic purchaser,
Do you remember a time when Knights were bold and Dragons walked the earth?
I do. 1923.
So what happened to these men of valour? Why are they not still around today?
Unfortunately the coming war in Europe forced all metal objects to be melted down for shells, and all horses to be sold to make bombs. Without armour, a shield and a pointy stick, those Knights were out of business.
Until now.
Introducing the exclusive St George's Day dresslikeme T-shirt.
Guaranteed to bring out the hero in you. And, after extensive discussion with Dr O (who assures me that we share this planet with a strange life giving creature named woman), we have introduced a garment with a more flattering cut.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:
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- Dragon Proof
- Increases chances of Sainthood by 38%
- As patriotic as Lord H & Wilberforce
- Made from 100% material
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- Exclusive dragon style
- Puts fire in your belly
- Cross motif emblazoned upon left-hand sleeve
- Made from 100% material
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Or mayhaps you could win one of these fine garments in our competition
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